Because caffeine is your love language.

You’ve worked hard, cried in the car park, nailed the presentation, and kept everyone else alive — the least you deserve is a soft, flattering tee that tells the world exactly where your priorities lie.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a warning label, a power move, and a wearable reminder that you run on espresso and sheer willpower.

Perfect for women who are done pretending they’re morning people and just want to get through the day looking effortlessly hot and dangerously capable.

Rock it with jeans and sneakers for brunch, or under a blazer when you need to look like you have your life together (even if you’re two coffees away from a meltdown).

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SHIPPING: 6 - 9 business days on average

Why you’ll love it

• It’s sass in cotton form — soft, comfy, and ready for whatever fresh hell Monday brings

• It tells people how to handle you: with caffeine first, questions later

• It’s the ultimate gift for your fellow caffeine-dependent queens — the ones who get it

Perfect for International Coffee Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas or just another day surviving on caffeine, chaos and class.

Features

• 100% ringspun cotton — softer than your boss’s empty promises

• Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape (even when you’re losing yours)

• Double-stitched hems for durability — because life’s already falling apart, your tee shouldn’t

• Lightweight fabric that flatters, breathes, and moves like you do

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle (max 30°C / 90°F) — because we’re tired, not crazy

• Non-chlorine bleach only (same goes for wine, but we know how that ends)

• Tumble dry medium

• Do not iron — wrinkles are just texture

• Do not dry clean — no one has time for that

We don’t rush perfection. Each piece is made to order (just like your morning latte), so it takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, saving the planet from overproduction looks good on you.