The official uniform of Christmas survival

You’ve survived another year of deadlines, drama, and dubious office Kris Kringle gifts — and now it’s time to look fabulous while doing absolutely nothing productive. Enter the Caffeinate to Motivate Christmas Tee: soft, stylish, and just the right mix of Santa chic and “don’t test me, I’m tired.”

It’s the kind of tee you throw on for tree-decorating, last-minute shopping, or hiding from relatives behind a well-timed espresso martini. Structured enough to look like you tried, comfy enough to nap in — it’s your official uniform for the silly season.

Pair it with jeans, leggings, or that pair of stretchy pants you swear are “festive.” Because this year, we’re sleighing on caffeine and confidence alone.

SIZING  sizing equal to premium tee

SHIPPING 6 - 9 business days on average

Why you’ll love it

Because Christmas chaos requires caffeine, comfort, and clothes that don’t judge.

Product features

• 100% cotton (with a little polyester holiday magic in some colours)

• Structured fit that holds its shape — even after one too many eggnogs

• Durable double-stitching because, unlike your patience, it won’t unravel

• Printed to order, so no waste — just tastefully caffeinated style

Care instructions

• Wash cold, inside-out, with your dignity intact

• Tumble dry low or air dry while sipping coffee

• Do not bleach (it’s Christmas, not laundry day)

• Avoid ironing the print — you’ve done enough this year

Note: White may look a touch off-white (let’s call it “Snow Day Chic”). Natural tones might have tiny dark speckles — consider them festive confetti.

We don’t rush perfection. Each piece is made to order (just like your morning latte), so it takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, saving the planet from overproduction looks good on you.